Kronenbird

A women, who from behind appears to have the hot body of a 16 year old, but when seen from the front has a face of a 64 year old. Derived from the famous beer 'Kronenberg 1664'.

"I was stood at the bus stop mate, and I saw a proper Kronenbird stood there."

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by Halit November 23, 2006

Kronenberger

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.

nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!

by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010

kronenbourg

A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front. Also bobfoc

"Damn that ass looks good"
"nah bruv, she's a kroney"

by empsburna March 24, 2005

krobance

K(risten Stewart) + ROB(ert Pattinson) +(rom)ANCE

KROBANCE - what's 10 times better than Robsten

there can only be one krobance

by kaju20999 October 15, 2009

Konane

A loser than will pwn so many n00bs tonight. Maybe enough to raise his rank from 3 to 1. He doesn't how to spot a cheater, and says lol constantly. He should go fuck a toilet.

What a fucking loser.
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I'm George Dubya Bush..... Sr. I approve this message in the name of the U.S of A

by Alabaster Clam September 28, 2004

konane

a person that got owned by myg0t... which led to anyone being a counter-strike nerd in public being given the name 'Konane'...

dude1: "hey did you see that kids shirt?"
dude2: "no why?"
dude1: "it was a counter-strike t-shirt with 1337 on it LOL!"
dude2: "what a konane."

by suck my glock July 24, 2004

kronenbourg

A nasty cheap French beer, that comes in pathetically small bottles. Drunk by people who obviously have never tried real beer

'I'll have a beer please'
*Recieves kronenbourg*
'No, I said beer, not yaks piss'

by DanC October 12, 2005