kegulate

the art of being the fattest, baldest ugliest cunt on the planet.stemmed from australia in about 2001 as a term of insult ot fat cunts world wide.

they just kegulated the shit outta me.

those cunts just administered a severe bout of kegulation on me. fucken hell mabe i should lose weight, buy rogaine and spend 80 grand on rhynoplasty.

look at that fat cunt, bet his name is keg.

by CHRISTIAN SOLIDER October 24, 2006

knobulate

to munt about in the kitchen, trying to decide whether you can face a bit of toast and Marmite, after looking in the fridge for the 100th time to see if anything interesting has arrived, at about 8am after you've been up all night getting mashup.

James: "Tom, why are you staring into the Marmite?"

Tom: "I'm knoblulating"

by tom January 17, 2004

knobulate

Verb to describe various activities usually related to the phallus (penis) such as sex, wanking, oral sex, etc.

Also can also be used to describe dominating someone at online gaming.

nublet: im going to knobulate you 2nite. lolz im so horny!

can be modified:
act of super-knobulation
sh1t! you nobulate pro!

by tonypepporoni May 2, 2006