An extremely financially selfish grocery store known for overcharging customers who don't have their "plus" card, paying their employees as low as the law allows them to, and providing the lowest quality food/drink products out there.
1. Here at Kroger, if you use your plus card, you will save so much money, you'll be paying as low as the Publix next door!

2. Hey come work at Kroger! Unlike the Publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!

3. Come to Kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!
by Jeph tha 5'9 September 19, 2008
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Kroger is a grocery chain headquartered in Cincinnati Ohio. There are stores throughout the southeast and Upper South.
I went to Kroger to pick up some frozen Skyline Chiliand some Grippo potato chips.
by Marthakay December 12, 2005
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To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.
by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010
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Describes poor quality. The word is derived from Kroger Stores. The motto is "Quality Garanteed". It is a sarcasim.
Man, that car is Kroger! or My bike tire fell of again! This thing is Kroger.
by Andrew Thompson 620 September 1, 2008
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an annoying neighbor you are hoping will sell their land and leave so someone you would be able to enjoy visiting can purchase it and move closer to you
After the closing, Kroger is going to turn off the loudspeakers they use to blast self congratulatory propaganda onto their brown cement floor off and temporarily pause their arbitrary reshuffling of merchandise to mark up prices and relocate to a place that contains people who haven't yet figured out it is worth the effort to drive around them to get to a decent store.
by PhDConsumer May 31, 2018
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(noun) One who kroges. Krogers can often be identified by their long, curved nails, which they grow and trim specifically to make their kroging more productive.

It is not known what, if any relationship exists between kroging and Kroger (the supermarket), but showing up to an interview with a nice set of kroging nails probably wouldn't hurt your chances of employment with the company.
Check out those nails - looks like a kroger to me.
by GabrielSix April 4, 2005
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A grocery store that franchises in the mid south (i.e. Va, NC). Used to be called Hannaford
yo, im goin to Kroger to get some grub. BRB
by Grant July 17, 2003
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