Xan Kriegor

In 2291 when 'Consensual murder' is legalized Xan Kriegor rose up from the underbelly of society and began to compete in the Liandri Tournament, later renamed the Unreal Tournament. Having already been infamous more numerous winnings in former tournaments, it was no surprise to see him become the winner of the first tournament. He leads the Liandri Corporation sponsored team - "The Corrupt". Yet it 2293, Malcolm, a human, unseats Xan who goes into a hiatus at the Liandri Corporation Headquarters for upgrades. Then in 2303 (year of Unreal Tournament 2004). Gorge who'd defeated Malcolm the year before, Malcolm himself, and Xan Kriegor all have their own sponsored teams and compete in the tournament.

Xan Kriegor, supposed leader of the Liandri Corporation.

Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.

Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.

by BonusStage April 15, 2006

Krieger Steamer

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.

"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."

by LeFrance July 20, 2018

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Robby Krieger

Very underrated musician, and former guitarist for the Doors. While Jim Morrison definitely has the spotlight for the Doors, Robby the youngest member of the group, was also important as a songwriter, responsible for the hit "Light My Fire" as well as half the material on "The Soft Parade". As well as being a brilliant guitarist he's a pretty damn good vocalist too. He mightn't be Jim Morrison but yeah he can sing alright. Check out his string of solo albums.

And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.

Person 1 : Man "Love Her Madly" is an awesome song. A Morrison favorite of mine along with "Runnin' Blue"

Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger

Person 1: Who?

Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue

Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!

*Person 2 facepalms*

by stingingpaininthebrain July 13, 2012

Getting Krieged

A feeling that is greater than sex. If you get Krieged during sex you have reached the ultimate level of satisfaction for the rest of your life that you will never have to have sex again.

Female 1: I have such great sex
Female 2: You havent had great sex unless you get krieged

Female 1: You need to have sex again.
Female 2: I haven't had sex for 34 years, thats what getting krieged will do to you.

Dude 1: My girlfriend cheated on me and got krieged so now she never wants to have sex, so I got krieged and we're both the same!

by dj nice tits March 27, 2011

krieg

Used in the heavy metal community to describe something of high quality. Originally the German word meaning "war," it was popularized as a metal term by Nargaroth's album "Black Metal Ist Krieg."

Dude, you have to hear the new Alghazanth. It's fucking krieg as hell.

by arkturus July 8, 2004

Kringlesnorf

When you show your mother the giant fat juicy hog in your pants after your sister sits on your face whilst being butt fucked by you father named Andrew.

Only once these requirements are met you can finally use the word kringlesnorf

Person: yo how did your mom die
You: i Kringlesnorfed
Person: damn dude you go hard
You want to have first dibs on the body

by Xxsusy wussy and ur mom on my- February 23, 2023