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Getting Krieged

A feeling that is greater than sex. If you get Krieged during sex you have reached the ultimate level of satisfaction for the rest of your life that you will never have to have sex again.
Female 1: I have such great sex
Female 2: You havent had great sex unless you get krieged

Female 1: You need to have sex again.
Female 2: I haven't had sex for 34 years, thats what getting krieged will do to you.

Dude 1: My girlfriend cheated on me and got krieged so now she never wants to have sex, so I got krieged and we're both the same!
by dj nice tits March 27, 2011
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ist krieg

"is cool". Most popular within the black metal community. Krieg comes from German, meaning war.
by UnseenForces August 22, 2007
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Death Korps of Krieg

The Death Korps of Krieg originated from the planet Krieg in the Segmentum Tempestus. They are forced to were gasmasks due to the 500 year nuclear purgin of their planet in order to rid it of rebels. They specialize in wars of attrition, and siege warfare.
The Death Korps of Krieg were used heavily in the Siege of Vraks.
by cristof3r February 15, 2008
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Blitz My Krieg

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!
"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.
by Bob Ross, Expert of NMS September 4, 2017
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Black metal ist krieg

When a tr00 black metaller calls out to his fellow black metal brethren. If you don't know, then you aren't trve so gtfo
Grim mf: Black metal..

Kvlt mf: Ist krieg!

Similarly, used as a statement, "Black metal ist krieg!"
by VCRISTKRIEG February 24, 2023
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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krieg

The name of a stupid man (usually dutch) who happens to also rock a sweet beard.
Look at that krieg, he puts too much time into keeping his beard kempt.
by Firemonk October 8, 2020
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