kreiser

Compassionate and fun-loving, can be emotional, but is often reserved. Has a carefree attitude, but is always vigilant. Strong willed, an old souled, loyal ride or die.

She's definitely a kreiser!

by khkmd March 23, 2017

patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.

What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!

by snortings June 4, 2018

kriselda

a girl who is sexy, beautiful, and a nice fucking stripper; she has a beautiful vagina but wont admit it

"Dayum, I totally want that Kriselda in my bed!"

by futurekkk May 16, 2014

Krisel + Zack

These two are the best couple you will find, they often say I love you, and are the sweetest most caring people in the world. They sometimes fight, and sometimes have arguments, but they never let it get in the way of their love. These two couples are the best and anyone should take notes from them.

Krisel + Zack are usually the best couple you will find

by UrbanDefiniition June 1, 2020

Keiseling

When masturbating in the shower, insert 1-2 fingers rectally. Repeat until desired pleasure is met.

Last night I was keiseling, when I came all over the ceiling in the shower.

by Aaron6389 December 3, 2010

Greg Kriesel

The incredibly sexy man-whore, responsible for the arbitrarily pitched backing vocals for AFI.

Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

Kreifels inch

A 1 inch limp penis that needs chubbed up before u show it off but when aroused its impressive to most

My cousin harry showed off the Kreifels inch pre chub and regretted it dearly

by Hostile takeover October 10, 2015