kreeper

A young man (usually balding) who participates in various activities looked down upon in society.

Someone who is known for making awkward interactions with the oppossite sex.

Joe is such a kreeper! He sat at home all day and watched hentai!

Did you see the GSTL hitting on that 15 year old? What a kreeper!

by Koomy July 2, 2008

kraper

some kind of food made up by me
i love it, can b used on crackers :D

krapers, they taste like cheese.

by nick crhs May 10, 2008

Krispy Kreamer

A money shot. To ejaculate on the face.

"When I get done with her, her face will look like a Krispy Kreme donut."

The night ended with a Krispy Kreamer.

Alternate usage: I Krispy Kreamed Her.

by Nathan Dunkel January 6, 2009

kreeper

A male who awkwardly stands in the corner or a crowded bar scanning the scene for an intoxicated female. Usually settling for a slump buster.

Look at Joe in the corner over there scopin' that fat chick. What a kreeper.

Did you hear that Kevin pulled a kreeper last night and banged that Mexican prostitute?

by .,., July 2, 2008

Keaper

A thrash metal band from Carlsbad, Ca.

Penny: Keaper is playing at the Jumping Turtle again.
KD: Oh fuck yeah! I'll be there.
Penny: Keaper fo life nigga!

by OGArshley January 10, 2009

kreeper

A female, typically with a rare mental disorder who will stalk a man, (or future wanna be lover) until he/she falls in love with them.

Oddly enough, the kreeper will be beautiful in nature, but looked down upon because they are misunderstood.

Andrew was stalked by a kreeper with BPD.

by BooBear April 29, 2012

kraeperdicking

krapperdicking: someone who like to shit on another mans dick at a San Francisco tailgate party. Otherwise known as Collin Krapperdiking.

Tim was excited for the big game and wanted to share his excitement by shitting all over their dicks. this is called kraeperdicking

by kaepernick December 28, 2013