kranken

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018

Krablar

In the card/poker game, texas hold-em, you are dealt two down cards. If you are dealt, King-Three (K3) it also know as the King-Crab (for the three's resemblance to a crab) or the "Krablar". If one were to win the hand with these holdings, it is suggested that they make a pinching motion with their fingers in a salute to the Krablar.

no example, just ball at LC, 10-20

by Tyler Robison May 20, 2005

Krankenstein

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.

It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

Alex Kralie

its that dude in marble hornets that likes to yell at people for having dogs, he's also played by Joseph DeLage who is also shown in Troy wanger's (creator of {marble hornets}) separate channel "THAC TV"
Alex Kralie is basically just some psychopath in a horror web series that hates simple plan and tends to shoot Jay and break tim's leg with a rock.

"You brought your dog!"
Sarah: "Alex-"
"MEMORIES YOUR LINES"

example 2

“Even better news..guess what’s battery powered.”

plays sick beats,

“Oh god..this just got better”

example 3

*jay breaks into alex's house*

"Hey jay you forgot your flashlight >:c"

example 4

jay: "alex?!"
*alex shoots jay*
slender: "hey uh alex kralie im going to take your script supervisor and never return him, oki bye"

by aferretboinamedtobes August 5, 2020

Kran

En pige som ikke er specielt køn men stadig some what fuckable. Hvis du bliver kaldt en kran er det højst sandsynligt ikke ment som et kompliment.

"Se lige hende her dude"
"Kæmpe kran!"

by Frejamudderfuccer October 2, 2016

Felix Kranken

ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.

He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.

"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."

by whyhellothere_oldsport September 20, 2021

Kralnor

The highest prophet, Lord Kralnor, of the religion of the Twisting Nether. His way, or "tao" of the staff user, came to define life, love and loss for all lost souls who wished to call upon the power of the succubus. The original koan follows.

Kralnor says "I dont like to stress the fact that the warlock rocks, but he jus does. So, for all you staff users out there, feel free to come in and post, my staff is a good one, but here is how it goes

*1. post message in the room

*2. LOOK IT OVER

*3. dont report anything, i might get in trouble :)

*and 4. Have fun!!!"

by David Parker, but mostly Lara Drake January 1, 2009