An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
by Alyssaisthebomb February 18, 2011
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the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?
the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?
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Spongebob: Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
Patrick: Oh i'm feeling it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spongebob: PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE!
Patrick: Oh i'm feeling it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spongebob: PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE!
by Mr Krabs 4 Life May 7, 2018
Get the are you feeling it now mr krabs mug.He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
Get the Mr Krabs mug.Texas Hold'em hand: K-3 of any suit. Shows remarkable ability to win against overwhelming odds. Often personified as a vicious killer. In verb form, indicates an overwhelming negative event.
I saw krabbler kill a man in broad daylight just for fun. Krabbler destroyed a young boy with aces. Matt Leinart krabblered that beer bong. After visiting a urologist, I discovered she krabblered me.
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Guy1: “This Krabby patty challenge is so hard”
Guy 2: “so are we not gonna talk about that guy 3 is currently being burnt alive?”
Guy 2: “so are we not gonna talk about that guy 3 is currently being burnt alive?”
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