Kourtney Kardashian

The only Kardashian-Jenner that realizes that it isn't about affording, it's about radiation while Khloe Kardashian is telling her to die with a good Snapchat going through.

"It's not about affording, it's about radiation."
-Kourtney Kardashian

by evelynjean May 20, 2020

Kardashian

to be made out of plastic

James: That girl looks plastic.
Antonio: Oh wow! must be a Kardashian

by Kidswillbekids September 8, 2019

Kardashian Kurse

The phenomena that occurs when a black man gets involved with any member of the female Kardashian clan, including the Jenner sisters, known side effects of said relationship are witnessed as a decline in the men's cognitive abilities and rapid deterioration in aforementioned men's career.

Confirmed Victims are known to be: Kanye West, Lamar Odom & Tyga.

Pending Victims: Travis Scott

Interestingly enough, the Kardashian Kurse appears to work in reverse when the Kardashian is a male, as witnessed by the lifetime L currently being held by Rob Kardashian.

Jay - Z: Goddamn!! When is Ye going to escape the Kardashian Kurse so he can finally release a good album, I can't make Watch the Throne 2 when he's like this!!

by Arcstriker September 25, 2017

Kodamas

The humanoid tree spirits in Mononoke-hime that rattle their heads.

1.Characters in Mononoke-hime
Kodamas are regarded as bad omens but are representitives of a healthy forest.

by Velma_Vigilante November 25, 2007

Kardashian

An irritating species that dwells in the lovely state of California. They like their coffee how they like their men, except for the exception of Scott Disick. They use strange vocabulary because they never got an education. Plastic surgery is their god and they wouldn’t be rich without it. They’re so desperate for attention they’ll post nudes on their social media’s even though they have fucking kids.

North: “Mommy how did you become famous?!”

Kim Kardashian: “shit...”

by Shookums666 August 18, 2018

kondaism

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome

Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")

by tintinmech July 21, 2014

The Kodak

The Notorious dance that rapper, Kodak Black does in all of his music videos.

Yo, look at homie over there doing the Kodak!

by Poeticpig December 16, 2018