kopite

(n) See 'Anal Secretion'

Hark! I have found a Kopite in my underwear.

by Fish Fong Chips April 8, 2003

Kopite

A person usually from anywhere but Liverpool i.e. Norway, who supports Liverpool only when they are winning stuff(e.g. the champions league). They are seen to be swinging a shitty scarf over their head, singing a shitty song in a language they dont know, and have a lot of badges pinned to them.

There is Bjorn, he has supported Liverpool all his life....well since may 2005. He has his scarf on again, whats that he is singing? sounds like another language to me. He's a kopite.

by ~*~ J ~*~ April 19, 2006

kopite

Someone who fabricates historical events especially regarding numbers and dates

Johnny poor Stalin essay rendered him a Kopite in the eyes of his teacher

by Quint April 8, 2003

kopite

One who wears Liverpool hat, Liverpool scarf, Liverpool badges, Liverpool replica jersey, waves Liverpool flag but couldn't name ten Liverpool players or point out Anfield on a map!

Look at that twat with all the replica gear on, he must be a kopite.

by Geffmeister September 29, 2006

kopite

Scandinavian football fan, best known for limited capacity to use brain, despite having a huge cranium. Also known for leaving a faint whiff of anal discharge behind them.

I would have entrusted him with making the toast, but he was a Kopite.

by Leopold Roby April 8, 2003

kopite

Full of shite

David Neve is full of shite, a typical kopite.

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

kopite

otherwise known as gobshites, redshite or just plain knob heads - a non educated person who unfortunatley has the dissadvantage of supporting THE REDSHIT - Liverpool FC

The kopited were lucky to finish top ten!!!

by sazz May 6, 2005