koosjan

A random name that is given to someone or sometimg
OR
If you don't know someone's name but you don't what to ask

You are a koosjan
OR
Sorry hi koosjan

by Koosjan April 21, 2022

ball koosey

When you fill a bitches mouth with some type of liquid, then stick your balls in her mouth then tell her to gurgle the liquid.

"Open yo mouth bitch so i can stick my nuts in yo mouth for a ball koosey!"

by Spry January 17, 2008

koose

Offensive slang for vagina. From Arabic.

Koos 'ummak! ("Your mother's cunt", a common Arabic-language insult.)

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

kooser

a kook/loser.
someone who is both a kook and a loser.
combined.
can only be used when the person is seriously lame.
or seriously a kook
or seriously a loser.
its pretty self explanatory.

-"oh my god that teacher is such a kooser"
-"yeah... what a kooser"
-"you said it wrong, you're such a kooser"

by karissa13456 July 18, 2009

kooshed

The act of being extremely sad and want to tell ur friends without making them uncomfortable

Bro ____ didn’t fuck me tonight, I’m so kooshed

by Lynd$$$$$$$ November 10, 2018

koosemness

When Koos has 2 Savana's the Kooser comes out in him - Also better than Koos v2.0

Koosemness gooi dit op die dansvloer

by BadBambi May 3, 2019

Kooseeta Breesh

Assyrian for "sleight a hat on the head"; a reference to successful subversion.

1. Man, they wrote the books on how to sleight a hat on the head.

2. Na cuz, they put a Kooseeta Breesh.

by Acts 7:43 v. Sanhedrin 26a-b April 26, 2020