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When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
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Only being attracted to Jeon Jeongguk from kpop group BTS
Person 1: "that guy is into you, you should go out with him"

Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"

Person 2: "I'm koosexual"
koosexual by Jeonggguk September 27, 2020
A kiss. A cute way to say kiss while still maintaining one's personal integrity.
Come over here and give me a kooser!
Kooser by C.Love January 11, 2008
Placing one's face on an obese and plump animal's fur, constantly rubbing and enjoying the texture of its physicality; to embrace, to rub, to snug
Observing Milkweed's fat and plump fur, I desperately wanted to koojee it in order to enjoy a brief period of ecstacy.
A sexual position that involves having sexual intercourse while the female plays pc games and clutches the round as a male ejaculates
babe get off the pc or ima koosher you
koosher by gfdghadhfg February 10, 2018

KoolJeffrey 

The best youtuber in the WORLD!
Just Kidding. He's just ONE of them but definitely on the top 5 list. <3333 KoolJeffrey.
"omg! did you see KoolJeffrey's new video?!"
"yes! omg! it's amazing!"
KoolJeffrey by carsonm1026 July 24, 2009