Kooch

A boy from the country is called kooch. Normally Kooch's are really tall. WOW. They live in the middle of nowhere.

The Kooch boys are soooooooo tall and they are nice. They are from the country

by Stieny February 28, 2007

Kooch Loogy

The white left over in a woman's panties at the end of the day from her "natural" vaginal juices.

I thought those panties were clean until I noticed the kooch loogy.

by anteatersrawk October 11, 2009

Kooch Machine

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.

Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard

by Grundle Gargle June 7, 2016

Kooch Bag

1. Slang term for a douche bag
2. A person who is a jerk

1. "She bought some kooch bags because they were on sale."
2. "Megan is acting like a major kooch bag because it's her time of the month."

by S. Krupa October 22, 2007

Kooch Ass

a person that is not willing to take risks, usually a female

Yo bitch! Quit bein' such a little Kooch Ass!

by Bullrog & Gambit August 10, 2010

kooch plug

1) a tampon

2) a cork like object, inserted into your partner's vagina, so she will knock it off with the hornyness, leaving your dick to recharge.

"Are you kiddin' me! It's half time...don't make me get those Kooch plugs!"

or

"After the 10th time, I whipped out the kooch plug to keep her quiet."

further;

"There's no vagina too big that a kooch plug can't handle."

by pornosapian February 10, 2010

kooch smoocher

Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.

Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight”
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher”

by Smartmouth78 July 16, 2019