KONY

1) Black African scapegoat for all of the problems affecting Africa's universally infantilized population. Something so heinous that only white saviours can fix through the power of facebook.

2) A way for white people to make money off of black people's problems using fancy gadgets (other ways include slavery, colonialism, neo-colonialism, rap music).

3) Someone who is worse than Adolf Hitler, Benito Moussolini, Josef Stalin, King Leopold II, Benyamin Netanyahu, George W Bush (who we could still try for war crimes if we actually organized for it), Saddam Hussein, Alberto Fujimori, Kim Jong Il, Indira Gandhi, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, Ferdinand Marcos, Sargon of Akkad, Enver Pasha, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, and Julius Caesar combined!!! Why?

(yall just hate him cus he's black)

"Awwww man, Robert Mugabe? That foo is so KONY!!"

by dialogallthings June 17, 2012

kony

A word used to describe a young African black man.

"Look at him, he's a fucking kony mate"

by Dlstar July 24, 2012

Koni

kistai's boi

Koni 'n Kistai

by kistai November 5, 2003

kony

hater

man that jerk is such a kony
man that guy is so kon'n
they're all just konies

by aziz June 15, 2012

Konied

To abduct a child out of his/her natural habitat for your own needs. Usually against abducted child's will.

That man just konied him away.

by Kony Uganda June 21, 2012

KONY

Stands for the "King Of New York", in Hip-Hop terms.

Past KONYs have been Rakim, Nas, Jay-Z, and DMX.

by Rua May 13, 2005

KONY

When somone does something wrong with a group of mates, they shout 'KONY' and the person get's the shit beaten out of them!

Kid scores a sweaty goal, 'KONY' is called and the kid is beaten the shit out of.

by thelittlenigglet July 2, 2012