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Kombucha 

drinks like pee and smells even worse
"WHATAMIGO NA DO🌋.. I’m cOVERED in KOMBUCHA😵☔️ and i have NO MORE PATREON 💻💸."
Kombucha by monsss January 11, 2020

kombucha 

Some "health drink" basic bitches drink which tastes like piss mixed with vinegar and motor oil.
God dammit, Evelyn keeps drinking that shitty kombucha. She's such a basic bitch.
kombucha by NickFromLaffayette December 6, 2020

Kombucha 

(Offensive) Slang term for someone who is stupid or pretentious. The slang term originated on Twitter in 2019.
You are Kombucha.

Kombucha 

A fermented fizzy tea drink where the flavors differs drastically from one brand to another. Like seriously, some taste absolutely awful while others have a pleasant beer-like aroma. Due to different bacteria strains, each one has its own distinct flavor so you can't really generalize kombucha (something I learned). You pretty much gotta sample each and every brand out there to know which one tastes the best. Once you found a good one, it serves as a nice and healthy alternative to carbonated soda.
Young Gamorra: Did you find the perfect Kombucha?
Thanos: Yes
Young Gamorra: What did it cost?
Thanos: Everything....

kombucha girl

a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates.
"look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl."
kombucha girl by thecoolcow January 9, 2020

Kombucha Lair 

The infamous lair of The Kombucha King Himself, GT Dave. It's an empty hellhole for robot lizards like GT.
Wow, that guys house looks like a kombucha lair!