koben

Kobens are very attractive men who are known for their eyes. When you first meet them they will seem shy but their really sweet and kind once you get to know them. They like long committed relationships.

Girl1-Wow look at his eyes!
Girl2- Wow look at his face!
Girl1- That's gotta be a Koben!

by swagical unicorn July 1, 2016

Kobetard

A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.

"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.

"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.

"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.

Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"

One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.

by cairafre March 29, 2011

Kobekaze

The act of crashing a helicopter.

Jeff: What a great helicopter, Kyle! I'm so glad your parents let us borrow it! Say, how are you doing with your meds?
Kyle: K-k...
Jeff: You okay Kyle?
Kyle: KOBEKAZE

by Peebis March 19, 2020

kobeangelesdamelio

The official dictator of the social media app TikTok.

Daniella: Do you know Kobe?

Hannah: Kobeangelesdamelio? Of course I know him. He’s the powerful dictator of TikTok

by Mothbikes October 4, 2020

Korenav

An individual who monologues until attacked violently by cats.

Korenav says " We should do this and this and th-" MEEEOWW (dead)

by Spai! February 10, 2010

Korena

A beautiful amazing person. Mostly on the short side. Wuera, with an amazing body. And athletic frame. And/or goddess

Me: My girlfriend is Korena.

Friend : She has everything anyone needs.

by YungCreditz February 9, 2014

The Kovenant

A Norwegian industrial metal band. The Kovenant started out as a black metal band but have since moved away from that genre and now create a mix of industrial space metal with some other elements. Used to be known as Covenant but had to change their name due to a conflict with another band by the same name.

"The Kovenant is cool."

by D.E March 18, 2004