Clown Knower

A knower of clowns, one who associates themselves with the likes of clowns

Doug is a clown knower, always hanging around those clowns.

by Trashboat.Methane May 17, 2021

Nothing-knower

A lady or gentleman who lacks knowledge on a variety of subjects.

After an angry debate, Csiga told Kevin that he was a nothing-knower...

by Nothing-Knower October 23, 2011

Don't Knower

An Urban Dictionary editor who simply selects 'Don't Know' for every decision he/she is given in order to increase the amount of decisions made and thus become one of the 'top' editors.

I thought that my definition of a Don't Knower was pretty self-explanatory to be honest.

by Cowboy Mike September 20, 2008

Knower

A person who uses another person's gameplay stream in order to gain an advantage against them. Frequently used as an excuse from a streamer for their own death.

i.e. screen-peeker, stream-sniper

Streamer: (*Dies*)
Streamer: BRO, I think we got a knower

by 123456asdgr November 29, 2021

Knowner

A new-age cocktail of "known" and "owner".

Ted is a knowner of a fusey.

by blufffo April 28, 2015

lawn knowme

short

yo that kats a lawn knowme

by jimmy buffet March 2, 2003

Knowhere

A cryptic form of spoken exclamation that seems to be to no one, for no one, said out of nowhere, but is spoken for a certain party to casually overhear, and is meant to critiscize something that party had done in the past that the speaker knows well about without direct confrontation.

If you are tattled on for mocking a peer by saying of their appearance. ''They look like a monkey and a giraffe had a baby.'' Then a few days later you are with that person and you over hear them saying of something else, ''You know, I think I would say that even looks like the offspring, of say...a monkey and a giraffe.'' Leaving you in a confused state of paranoia that they had learned of your mocking them and are now telling you they know by speaking in a Knowhere.

by Russell Jay December 14, 2006