knob jockey

Meaning 1.
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.
A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.

Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.

by TROYum May 04, 2005

knob jockey

A brown dirt cowboy

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey

by Peter Donohoe June 28, 2003

Knob Jockey

1) One who rides a dick
2) One who is a complete fagatron.

"Shut up david you knob jockey! "
"go ride some more dick you knob jockey"

by TeamRandom January 12, 2005

knob jockey

usually a dorogotory term for ones stupidity.

you knob jockey get out of my house

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

knob jockey

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

by joandsi October 27, 2006

knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 17, 2009

Knob Jockey

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

by Snoopy Brown October 03, 2003