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Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.
(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"
by me January 9, 2005
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Portuguese knife fight

Reference to a fighting technique Azoreans especially young females used in the early 2000s to defend themselves against American and British occupats on Lages airbase, as they continually would rape the women pretty soon the women would start killing the men so much that they had to close the airbase.
“Don’t mess with Fatima her dad taught her to Portuguese Knife fight.”
by Britishbeans October 30, 2020
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Monkey Knife Fight

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."
(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.
by MilesTeg January 2, 2009
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tijuana knife fight

When two parties, preferably wasted on tequila and payote, tie their dominant wrists together (right wrist for right handed person) with a band of leather and proceed to fight to the death with 6 inch switchblade knifes. Some variants prefer to use broken tequila bottles.
Damn, last night I barely won that tijuana knife fight. That's the last time I go out with Juan.
by spokane_slasher November 14, 2010
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Arctic Knife Fight

When you take a shit then you freeze it, you sharpen the end and the first person to draw blood gets to penetrate the other person.
by Arctic Knife Fight May 17, 2014
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lesbian knife fight

Two lesbians scissoring while on their periods
My girlfriend and I had a lesbian knife fight last night- it was epic
by {ACR} August 21, 2018
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mexican knife fight

A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.
Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.
by Brian Salts January 13, 2009
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