peter knetter

also known as patter the natter is a famous youtuber for making youtube videos on nintendo and sega

cardboard silver: EGG
peter knetter: no

by mandudeguy man hot man June 23, 2019

Wit Kettle

A term created by Dylan Hester which has a meaning nobody knows of.

“What is life? What is wit kettle?”

by hoesmad69 June 11, 2019

Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

by imdx80 October 30, 2006

Kettle

Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.

i moved to him for his kettle.

by LondonSlangMonger August 4, 2009

Human Tea Kettle

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!

" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.

by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016

Kettle Up

Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.

Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.

- I love whiskey and tea...

by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018

kettlequette

The customary code of polite behaviour as it relates to kettles.

I went in the kitchen and Andy used all the water and didn’t refill the kettle again - that guy has terrible kettlequette!

by sjg22 October 25, 2018