lazy kneeler

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

keezer

a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)

Damn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy Keezer when you need him?

by 7.. 5 December 4, 2004

keezer

A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.

"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"

by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005

kneeverse

Back (behind) of the knee

My legs were cut out from under me when I was kicked in the kneeverse

by jbyrd December 17, 2006

keezer

Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.

Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.

^See? Feel the love.

by Marisa December 14, 2004

[Kneeker]

a kneeker is a small black man usually on the fat side

that kneeker is strange. kick him in the head and steal his money

by j squeeze October 18, 2008

Kneeger

People with bad knees

Look at those stupid kneegers *points at cripples*

by Psyducklover January 22, 2021