A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.
Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...
everyone: Smh....what a keener...
by the other keener April 4, 2019
Get the keener mug.An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.
Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.
Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.
Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!
Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.
Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.
by KingOfKeeners September 23, 2012
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by janiatea November 15, 2021
Get the keenergizers mug.Noun: An African-American's (Negroid) knee
Verb: The act of abusing someone's kneecaps
Verbal action: Kneegering
Past tense: kneegered
Verb: The act of abusing someone's kneecaps
Verbal action: Kneegering
Past tense: kneegered
That black man has such a nice kneeger.
Oh shit, Tuan just got kneegered by Xuan Minh, now his kneecaps are gone!
Oh shit, Tuan just got kneegered by Xuan Minh, now his kneecaps are gone!
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kneeger what's your problem?!?
by FlamingDragonFartingCow November 20, 2009
Get the kneeger mug.Keener's Corollary states, "The s--t you take is the s--t you get."
Keener's Corollary is name given to a philosophical statement related to accepting and dealing with criticism, often given in a harsh, demeaning or insulting manner. The Corollary was first quipped by notable Western Pennsylvania radio personality Scott Keen1, and hence was given the name "Keener's Corollary."
The Corollary's text serves to inspire people who find themselves in a work or personal relationship that has become abrasive, abusive or toxic. It implies that the amount of harassment given to a particular person is directly proportional to the amount of harassment that the person is willing to tolerate. It implies that if a person becomes more resistant and expressive of displeasure to the source of such harassment, that the behavior will not be tolerated, then the source of that harassment will refrain from any future harassment.
It should be noted that Keener's Corollary is not based in any research-supported psychological or philosophical foundations. It was created purely for anecdotal and comical value.
Keener's Corollary is name given to a philosophical statement related to accepting and dealing with criticism, often given in a harsh, demeaning or insulting manner. The Corollary was first quipped by notable Western Pennsylvania radio personality Scott Keen1, and hence was given the name "Keener's Corollary."
The Corollary's text serves to inspire people who find themselves in a work or personal relationship that has become abrasive, abusive or toxic. It implies that the amount of harassment given to a particular person is directly proportional to the amount of harassment that the person is willing to tolerate. It implies that if a person becomes more resistant and expressive of displeasure to the source of such harassment, that the behavior will not be tolerated, then the source of that harassment will refrain from any future harassment.
It should be noted that Keener's Corollary is not based in any research-supported psychological or philosophical foundations. It was created purely for anecdotal and comical value.
Can you believe he lets his boss talk to him like that? He's such a pussy. Someone needs to teach him Keener's Corollary.
by dlr213 April 16, 2022
Get the Keener's Corollary mug.N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.
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