kneecap

When a person is shot in both knees, rendering them unable to walk.

Used to be a favourite move for the IRA, but they gave up when orthopedics became good at putting knees back together.

Oh yeah, and a kneecap is the joint between your femur and shin bones..

"Hey man, I'll kneecap 'em for you!"

by Sploosh December 20, 2005

kneecaps

nothing to find here cuz they got deleted

"whats wrong?"
"some kid from instagram deleted my kneecaps"

by likeandsubscribe January 25, 2019

Kneecapped

The act of breaking someone's kneecaps to prevent movement.

I kneecapped your mother. With my penis.

by tardstroker May 27, 2010

Kneecap

In Africa, a derogatory word for people that is worse than calling them a cunt or dick. Because it is lower on the body than a cunt or dick.

I can't stand my boss, I have not seen a raise in 2 years. What a kneecap!

by Nessambugk May 05, 2018

kneecap action

The process by which two (or more) lesbians achieve the ultimate orgasm when the male sexual organ or suitable substitute is not available

On the eve of their one year anniversary, the women partook in an exhilarating evening of kneecap action.

by Merixis December 29, 2013

Tiny Kneecaps

Having tiny kneecaps means you have a big dick

“Damn, you got some tiny kneecaps.”
“Must mean you got a big dick.”

by Richard The Science Guys December 19, 2018

seahorse kneecaps

A term you call someone or something that is useless

Fred:hey Jim can you help me hook up with this Jacob twiggs

Jim:nah I'm good fam

Fred:you're about as good as some "seahorse kneecaps"

by PrapyJhonsPiza April 25, 2017