kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).

Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

kilolanmetry

A synonym for math.

"Everybody. take out your kilolanmetry textbooks!" said the teacher.

by SockHead & Dindono June 17, 2009

nightfox_kilo

a bald variety twitch streamer that loves pineapple pizza.

NightFox_Kilo is likes pineapple pizza

by anonymous September 10, 2020

kilonazi

The unit originated in the webcomic 'Order of the Stick'. It is a measurement of evil equal to that of approximately one thousand nazis.

The hypothetical offspring of Sauron and Cruella de Vil would have an evil rating of between 4 and 5 kilonazis!

by MarkTan October 23, 2007

Kilote

Nigerian slang use primarily by African parents meaning, "What is wrong?" or "What is up?"

"Ah ah, kilote? What is going on, boy?"

by hfweufhefuwe June 18, 2018

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012

kilosagan

A measurement used to measure euphoria

That guy has the coolest neckbeardand fedora he must be at least 7 kilosagans right now

by Brennangtard February 10, 2014