Klump

A kid with a penis thats as brown as a tree trunk but skin couler is white

dude look at that kids ND klump

by S.DOT KYD May 23, 2009

J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

Klump

1: to act like you're a military general with success or failure, but had NO training what-so-fucking-ever

2: the green, idiotic lizard from Donkey Kong Country

1:
Guy 1: Soldier, give me 30 pushups, maggot!
Guy 2: Why ME?!
Guy 1: don't give me crap like that!
Guy 3: Have you had military training? Ever?
Guy 1: No, s' shut up
Guy 3: What a Klump!

2:
Klump: Uh, yeah, um, uh, uh, String. Him. UP!
Me: What a dope, 5 tries to get him back on track

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Klump Bump

The bump on someones forehead, under their eyebrows

I hung my coat on the klump bump.

by Renny Rimon May 11, 2007

Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.

Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."

by shermanklump March 26, 2011

klump bump

The shelf on klumps's forehead

I hung my coat on the klump bump

by renny rimon December 25, 2008

slaske klump

a very dark type of hash with make you very tired.

eooooows bro den der slaske klump er voldsom, tror jeg rammer puden snart.

ej bro ikke endnu har lige rullet en 2 bobs.

by anonymous September 6, 2021