kludgey

awkward, unpolished, designed with complete disregard to established rules, potentially fatal

The kludgey highway off-ramp that curled into a figure-eight loop before turning into a two-foot merge lane into traffic was cited as the cause of numerous accidents by the state highway patrol.

by Webster'03 January 28, 2003

kludgie

adj. made up of many perplexing parts, difficult to understand and virtually impossible to follow.

The design of Richard's payroll program is way to kludgie; have him repair the bug.

by G. Wesley Davis May 13, 2005

kludge

1. a patch or fix in a computer program, especially a clumsy one

2. to fix a computer program

The way things work with that system is a kludge.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2010

commie kludge

a ill-assorted collection of poorly-matching parts, forming a distressing communist whole

you are a commie kludge

by dfgdsfgsdfg July 15, 2011

kludge

.v, 1.a complete waste of time. 2. a complete mess.

Jason's project is a kludge of bull crap and GPO documents.

by Oxford's September 23, 2002

kludge

An idiot or retarded person.

Man, he's such a kludge.

by Kludge January 11, 2009

kludge

When the dick gets stuck in the dynamic pussy lips.

Damn bitch, my shit is kludged!

by th December 8, 2004