Mortal Kombat

Badass fighting video game with so much blood and guts it was almost banned from North America.

Joe Lieberman wanted to BAN Mortal Kombat.

by FoolishCat December 22, 2004

Klomfahs

A Klutz, Some one who can trip over nothing because they walk like they have A baseball bat up their ass.

Wow did you see that guy fall?
Yea he must be a total Klomfahs

by Zipper1998 January 15, 2015

khombol

a very rare flower that is found in the amazon rainforest

oh look at that khombol over there, so plump and wonderful

by bengaligengishtar April 7, 2016

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat is a tournament held once a generation in order to protect the realm of earth from merging with Outworld, the reason for the Mortal Kombat tournament is because the Elder Gods wanted to give the Earthrealm warriors a chance to defend their realm. Elite fighters from Earth, Outworld, the Netherealm, and the realm of Edenia take part in this tournament. The first ever Mortal Kombat winner was Kung Lao. Today the champion of Mortal Kombat is Liu Kang, but he has been recently been killed by the Deadly Alliance of Shang Tsung and Quan Chi. With Liu Kang dead and the Deception of Mortal Kombat coming soon, led by the Dragon King, who will save Earth from a full scaled assault from the Dragon King and his resurected army? Stay tuned Come Deception, October 2004.

Goro defeated Kung Lao in the Mortal Kombat tournament 11 generations ago to end Kung Lao's reign as Mortal Kombat Champion.

by SubScorpTile August 6, 2004

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.

“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”

by echeeseburger January 15, 2023

knombie

A knob zombie. When you try to reserect your cock for a second session but it only comes back to half life and won't die.

Shit man I got a Knombie last night. It was nowhere near stiff enough to get her off and I couldn't blow. There's flesh peeling off it this morning.

by Silly Tilly June 28, 2016

anal kombat

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"

I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.

by vanceanity June 1, 2015