klout

The measure of how much influence one has

"I can't wait to go back to my old university I'm so famous there"

"Dude you went there like 10 years ago you have no klout there anymore"

by Jvnes October 17, 2013

kloathia

a deadly disease of the skin. once it attacks you, you are screwed. the kloathia gets into your vital organs and shuts it alll down.

AHHH! that chick must have kloathia. i hope she has enjoyed her life. poor girl.

by elephantitisinmyfoot March 18, 2010

Klout whore

One who posts deliberately controversial or otherwise divisive content on social media outlets solely to boost their Klout score.

He wasn't actually looking for sympathy. He only posted about his dead grandmother because he's a filthy Klout whore.

by SaucyJack November 14, 2012

Kloter

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

klaftwetler

fish, but not shellfish, as defined in the End User License Agreement for the webcomic "The New Adventures of Queen Victoria" as published on August 2, 2009.

The tank was full of klaftwetler, and also some shellfish.

by Her Maj's Loyal Subject August 4, 2009

köftespieß

Köftespieß is a Turkish dish based on ground meat
You most likely find it in Keubstraße (the best)

„Halal gib mir einfach nur ein Köftespieß, ohne reden und so“ ~ XATAR

by Haval May 14, 2020

klootzak

A derrogatory word in the Dutch language. Literally, it means "nutsack", but is used in the same situation in which "asshole" is used in English.

by Daryl May 11, 2003