klausterfokken

adj. Another way of saying "clusterfuck"; describes a multitude of calamities/fuck-ups.

Contrary to popular belief, "klausterfokken" is not a real German word.

Steven Colbert (on if Gingrich won the presidency): "Yes, there is no English word for that kind of melt down. The closest is the German "Klausterfokken". Now... compound word klauster-fokken. Foo-ken, Foo-ken."

by mexicanfoodistooethnicforme March 11, 2012

Klaustrophobia

Noun.

1. An abnormal fear of being enclosed in a narrow space next to Klaus Meine, lead singer on German Hard Rock Band, Scorpions.

Dude1: Hey, you gonna go see Scorpions live tonight?
Dude2: i'd love to but the singer scares me. I think I have Klaustrophobia.

by ScoobyDude June 24, 2018

Klabusterbeeren

Small balls of feces that form on the hair on the anus, if you do not properly clean the popo.

I have Klabusterbeeren (cleavage berries) on the shitter

by San.dFckt December 4, 2018

klaustime

klaustime is one of those amazing editors on tiktok, she edits the hottest characters, and velos are her thing. mina is one of the sweetest people i’ve spoken to, i’ve not actually had a proper conversation with her, but she’s so bubbly and calming, and comforts me with her edits, especially those hot ones, but mina if ur reading this ily very much even though we don’t talk much, u deserve way more fame on tiktok because you work veryyy hard on ur edits keep doing what ur doing mina lyyy <3🖤

klaustime is an amazing editor

by mikaelsonswitch February 27, 2022

Klaustrophobia

Klaustrophobia:

Fear of Spaces Enclosed by the WEF

Symptoms include, but are not limited to- corrupted governments, loss of freedom, and being coerced into medical experiments.

Unfortunately, simply leaving the beach does not alleviate these symptoms 🤦🏻 ♂️

I always begin to experience Klaustrophobia whenever I read about what the WEF has in store for us.

by @Mauricio9769 February 10, 2024