Klaxon

A horn on a car, but also an insult, meaning the person is loud and annoying (much like a horn). See "Devvo" on fat-pie.com to hear it in use!

You're a right bloody klaxon mate!

by disableddan May 13, 2005

kaiona

Kaionas are strong, independent, beautiful females. They are known for having beauty and brains. They focus more on their work rather than drama that surrounds them. Although they stay away from bad situations somehow someway when they do make it into one they are always ready to fight when needed. They stand up for themselves and others all the time. Kaionas also get mad very easily and their usually most common punishment is the silent treatment.

Person #1- "Kaiona is mad at me."

Person #2- "why?"

Person #1- "Just because I accidentally spilled red juice on her white shirt. She's giving me the silent treatment."

Person #2- "Oh that sucks."

by Spiritfeather March 8, 2015

klainer

A beautiful person who ships the beautiful ship that is Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson
They will cry at the sight of a new promo picture, kiss or spoiler that will cause them to heavily fangirl on tumblr.

holy crap RUN! There's a klainer and they're coming to show us beautiful pictures of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson. They will try to convert you. I swear to God they will try to convert you!

by fairylightsandneonbrights October 22, 2011

Klaxons

A New-rave band from New Cross, England. Described as "acid-rave sci-fi punk-funk". Known songs include Gravitys Rainbow, Atlantis to Interzone, The Boucer and Not Over Yet.
They can be seen wearing DIY clothes, holding glowsticks and making girls faint.
Members are Jamie Reynolds,James Righton ,Simon Taylor (aka Captain strobe) and Steffan Halperin.

"Myths of the near future" is due out in 2007.

Neu-waver: Klaxons are so MDMAzing!

by Kathi October 9, 2006

Klainicorn

A Klainicorn is a COMPLETELY REAL creature that slighty resembles a unicorn. It has a rainbow mane, it lives at Dalton (On a Klainebow in the Klouds) and it's best friends with Herman the Love Fern. Its favorite food is glitter, however it does not hurt them, and they also enjoy having their stables decked out in sparkles. They are known for dueting romantically... and they also happen to be pictured in the bottom lefthand corner of the original "Harry Potter: The Musical" poster.

Did you see that Klainicorn there?

Of course! I have one as a pet!

by SMFAHforlife April 10, 2011

eh klayon duh?

the way ignant foo's ask for someone when calling on the telephone; this happens most often when the call originates in the ghetto

person 1: Hello?
person 2: eh klayon duh?
person 1: I think you have the wrong number, sir.
person 2: naw, he duh!

by The Rabid Prank Caller November 20, 2004

klaxons

Klaxons are a psychedelic pop/ new wave band from London new cross

Person1: who's the fit one from klaxons??
Person2: eh they're all fit hehe
Person1: oh

by alan woodrow May 15, 2007