kiwiphile

someone whose interest in all things 'kiwi' or from the island nation of New Zealand is greater than that of even their own culture.

Flight of the Conchords,Peter Jackson, Lord of the Rings, eg: Dan is a fan of FOTC and loves the accent and calls himself a kiwiphile

by DanielleStarryEyes April 5, 2008

kiwi fucker

A person, usually an Australian squeaker that has a god complex, is looked down upon by others, and who constantly complains and annoys others.

Me: "Wow, that whiny young kid from earlier is a kiwi fucker!"
Everyone else: "Yeah, what a fucking kiwi fucker."

Reasonable Person: "Damn, Carwasher_ is a kiwi fucker"

by Nock_The_Legend February 26, 2017

Kiwi

A person from New Zealand.

"'I'm a Kiwi.'
'Like, the bird?'"

by englishbird December 2, 2011

kiwiballs

2 days after you shave your balls. You have a short hairs on the balls like kiwi. This definition is coming from Slovakia.

Hey man you were so drunked, you are showing kiwiballs on this photo!

by Miskolemvi2 March 25, 2010

passionate kiwi

A drink that is drunk by 1 or more kiwi slices. It is basically a strawberry dacquiri but kiwis are added. Looks like a watermelon, pink w/ black seeds. Represents kiwi love.

1. Hey Kiwi Slice!! Make me another passionate kiwi!

by Deanna Kay June 14, 2008

kiwi

a very underrated song written by the one and only harry styles.

fans are convinced the song states the following message ;

K= Kendall
I= I
W= wasn't
I= interested

person 1: thoughts on the song kiwi by harry styles

person 2: its super underrated and deserves more hype. 10/10

by tommo tops August 24, 2020

kinidly

When you knee somebody in the kidney, typically until they piss blood. Often seen done to smaller or poorer kids, as a hilarious alternative to a kidney punch, in private boarding schools.

Did you see Gus kinidly the shit out of Bush in the computer room? I heard Bush was pissing blood for days afterwards!

by 1st Earl of Granville January 31, 2009