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Kitchener 

It was named Town of Berlin from 1854 until 1912.
Small city located in Southern Ontario, Canada. Last place to go for a vacation.

The only good places in Kitchener are The KPL Main Library, City Hall, clubs and Awesome University.

Yea all geeky places.

Kitchen-er - Water-loo

Think of it like a kitchen.
1: Hey where're ya from ?
2: ...Kitchener
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Kitchener 

Kitchener, a city located about an hour and a half drive from Toronto, Canada.

Also known as “KW” (Kitchener Waterloo) “519” (Area code) or “226”.

There’s three main places where shit happens in Kitchener, downtown, Chandler and Howe area and Fairview mall area.

Although shit goes down in other places this is where most of it goes down.

Kitchener people have adopted other cities’ slang and other countries words, Kitchener slang is a mix of Bronx and Toronto slang with parts of Caribbean and African slang.
“Kitchener is basically Torontos little brother
Kitchener by 226god July 22, 2019

Kitchener Chadtard 

A person, who while playing online poker, violently throws their computer mouse across the room while yelling "Fuck You!!!" at the computer screen.
Wow! Now that was a bad poker beat. I bet you the guy that just took that is going Kitchener Chadtard as we speak.

Kitchener, Ontario 

City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.

Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.

Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.

Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)
Come to Kitchener, Ontario if you like Costco and kids.

Kitchener steamsleeve

The act of taking a shit into the foreskin of a male
Hey Oliver I’m really feeling that Taco Bell from earlier, can I give you a Kitchener steamsleeve

Kitchener steamsleeve

The act of taking a shit into the foreskin of a male
Hey Oliver I’m really feeling that Taco Bell from earlier, can I give you a Kitchener steamsleeve

Kurdi Kurse of Kitchener

When you meet two girls in kitchener with your friend and you both get laid. Then after the following years, the result becomes a curse, hindering and/or allowing you to either get a lot of girls or none.
Yo, I banged some young thottis from kitchener, i hope i dont get the kurdi kurse of kitchener.