neptune's kiss 

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

neptune's kiss by Dannyboffin October 28, 2007

Poseidon's kiss 

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.

That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.

Poseidon's kiss by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016

The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.

In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

The Witch's Kiss by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Chef’s kiss 

When something is fucking amazing. When said; usually accompanied by your hand to your mouth in the chef kissing motion 👨🏻 🍳💋

Person 1: Hey I paid the bouncer to let us skip the line

Person 2: chef’s kiss baby

Chef’s kiss by WillowGBaby May 20, 2020

Witch's Kiss 

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.

"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"

"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."

Witch's Kiss by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010

posiden's kiss 

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.

On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.

posiden's kiss by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017

Poseidon's kiss 

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

Poseidon's kiss by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016