King George

When your partner ask you to ejaculate on a specific body part but your aim is so bad, you miss your target completely at point blank range.

Her: Cum on my tits.

Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.

Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.

King George by AT Realist January 11, 2024

King George III

They say
George Washington's yielding his power and stepping away
Is that true?
I wasn't aware that was something a person could do
I'm perplexed
Are they gonna keep on replacing whoever's in charge?
If so, who's next?
There's nobody else in their country who looms quite as large…

A sentinel whispers in King George's ear

John Adams?!
I know him
That can't be
That's that little guy who spoke to me
All those years ago
What was it, eighty-five?
That poor man, they're gonna eat him alive!
Oceans rise
Empires fall
Next to Washington, they all look small
All alone
Watch them run
They will tear each other into pieces
Jesus Christ, this will be fun!

Da da da dat da dat da da da da ya da
Da da da dat dat da ya daaaaa!
Hahahahahahahahaha

"President John Adams"
Good luck!

That was King George III's last song in Hamilton

King George III by AND PEGGY!!! January 3, 2019

King George School 

A random school in the middle of nowhere, Vermont. It claims to be a "college prep" school when in reality no one actually goes to class, and no one really cares. You're supposed to "grow emotionally" while you're there, too...basically send your kid away and watch their childhood fade away. Slip away into the darkness.

Brian: Yeah, I go to King George School

Arielle: That sucks

King George School by Thee Children May 29, 2010

King George the Turd 

King George the Turd (jorj thuh turd) NOUN. George Walker Bush, 43rd president of the United States. See also, "Turd Reich."

This country is a scatocracy, the biggest shits rise to the top. That's how we wound up with King George the Turd.

King George the Turd by Maxhole June 20, 2009

king george middle school 

In the middle of fucking nowhere somewhere in VA is King George Middle School. Where the kids are higher then the Vsco girls buns. About 10 fights a week including a Instagram page for the all the fights. No more then 5 people allowed in a bathroom and no phones in bathrooms. The teachers are rude as fuck and people vape in the bathrooms. That’s about it.

You go to King George Middle School?
Yeah.
Fuck that.

king george middle school by daddy2021 October 12, 2021

King George III

King George III was the Great king of Britain and Ireland. Some see him as a Tyrant and others don't but as you can tell mainly Revolutionaries and just people who wanted to leave the Monarchy called him Crude names. The King wasn't as everyone pictures him in fact he usually wasn't the type of guy who liked violence and he only started getting violent after his Mental state started breaking.

"Dear, King George III I send you this letter because....."

King George III by King George IV September 1, 2017

king george the third 

Asshole who taxed the hell out of the colonies.

king george the third, you don't know how to fucking run a country.

king george the third by offeryoucantrefuse November 6, 2012