Absolute sexiest man alive. Kind and loyal, he’ll never let you down when you need him most. All the ladies want him but if he talks to you don’t worry about the rest, he’s all yours. Has a monster shlong that’ll never cease to satisfy. His dump truck is like no other. You can get lost in his beautiful eyes. He might be an alcoholic and a bit of a stoner but if you can get past that flaw (or benefit) he’s the one for life.
by Barbiegirl04 November 24, 2021
He's a fucking sex monster.
by Papa Kippy September 20, 2017
by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021
by Killianizbeast December 01, 2010
Where do I start! He’s the best boyfriend a girl (or guy) could ask for. So amazing to be around & will always make you laugh. Tall, handsome, too small for his own good and cheeky as hell. Those locks & blue-grey eyes, my gawd, how could you not fall in love! Killian’s also loves the Mary Jane so if you offer a Killian a joint, you gonna be his bestie. That’s if you’re lucky to meet one. You may know a similar being with a ‘C’, but those fellas ain’t shit, you need the Killian with the ‘K’. And hold onto him tight
by andyshhhhulz April 25, 2021
by Liam geber June 02, 2018
i have a crush on him lmfao
he’s cute
has great hair
and cooks
he’s hot asf bro
and he’s athletic and smart
he’s all you can ask for
he’s cute
has great hair
and cooks
he’s hot asf bro
and he’s athletic and smart
he’s all you can ask for
by kudorarrrrrrrrrrrlmao July 01, 2022