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My name is Yoshikage Kira

A monologue used by the main antagonist in part 4 of the franchise: Jojo's bizarre adventure, it was used in the situation to exclaim that the the villain had such confidence in winning, he exposed everything about himself
Teacher: how about you introduce yourself to the class

Kid: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kureiji diayamondo December 7, 2020
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Kieran Correia

A very short 5’3 male he is very strong for his height he beats tall kids in arm wrestles and he is pretty decent at hockey as he plays Sherwood Park AA kings.
Who is that sexy man is that Kieran Correia?
by Tittykiller69 November 26, 2018
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Kiara

A beautiful girl with a gorgeous personality (funny, kind, sweet etc) She is everything u want in a Friend, BestFriend and Girlfriend. Kiara is such a lovely person & will always cheer u up when you’re sad and she always makes u laugh. She is very chill & she would be the coolest person once u meet her, she makes many friends and everyone has to LOVE being around her. altho it seems like she has a hard personality, she is very emotionally fragile as she wears her heart on her sleeves & trusts too many people that she ends up getting hurt. She always try to be kind and to help others as much as she can but she is very energetic along with lazy. She gives the best advice ever so u should always go to her for help, in whatever situation she will be there. Even tho she is a sweet hearted person she also doesn’t care and let’s life throw anything at her, always looking for fun, Kiara tends to get in trouble for taking chances and trying new things since she is very adventurous and dare devil-y, she always stands up for what she believes in & she is not afraid to put up a fight. Be careful tho, break her and she will never let it go, she may forgive u but she will NEVER let it go. She is also very pretty, smart and intelligent, and the one thing u HAVE to love about her, is her smile, her slime lights up the room & u just want to start smiling. She is shy at first and weird but she’s just a perfect imperfect person.
{also to mention she has a really nice booty🍑}
Guy: “Omg did you see that new girl”

Girl: “Yeah she must be a Kiara, she’s so perfect but-“
Guy; “But-not, Yeah i know she’s amazing though”

Girl: “Let’s go talk to her”

Guy: “Ok let’s go”
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Yoshikage Kira

1. To be33 years old
2. To live in the northeastern section of Morioh
3. To not be married
4. To work as an employee at the Same Yu department stores
5. To get home by 8 pm at the latest
6. To never smoke but occasionally drink
7. To be in bet at 11 pm
8. To get exactly 8 hours of sleep
9. To have a glass of warm milk and do 20 minutes of stretches before bed
10. To sleep like a baby
11. To be told you had no issues your last check-up
12. To not trouble yourself with enemies
13. To want to live a quiet life
Josuke: "did you hear that explosion?!"
Okuyasu: "yes, I think it was just Yoshikage Kira."
by Sprout Wackey March 11, 2020
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Kaira

An extremely beautiful girl, feminine version of the Greek god Kairos. Tall, extremely intelligent and excellent to have a conversation with. Despite being known for her stunning looks, she always aces her tests and makes her parents proud. She will do anything for her friends, family and lover, and usually become fantastic friends with everyone. She is undoubtedly kind, caring and compassionate, turn to her in your times of need, she will reassure you and stick around for the greater good. If you ever come across a Kaira, love her with all your heart, she can be hurt easily but will not show it easily. She is adventurous and also has a wild streak.
Friend: Hey Kaira, can you help me revise for a Biology test?
Kaira: Of Course, I am always happy to help
by Kairas are the best April 8, 2020
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Mont Kiara International School, or MKIS is the most expensive international school in the Mont Kiara neighborhood of Kuala Lumpur. Some notable things about it include:
1)It's convenient location.
2)Teachers from around the world, especially the US.
2)The white guy that stands outside to greet students every morning.
3)The overpriced, small quantity lunches made and served by like 3 old chinese ladies.
4)Having to pay for every little damn thing, even the alternative dress days.
5)Strict rules such as no jackets or committing mass genocide.
5) Using Windows even though 3/4 students prefer or have a Mac.
7)Deforestation.
Local Friend: Eh brutha, what school you go to lah?
Me: Mont Kiara International School!
Local Friend: Wha, you must be so rich.
by the_man_who_once_lived May 1, 2014
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Kaira

At first she seems quiet but once to get to know her she never shuts up, kairas are always so much fun to hang out with but they do have a naughty streak, they make such fantastic best friends and if you ever want to have an interesting conversation...talk to kaira because they are always so relaxed and chilled
Bestfriend: do you want to go for a swim in your pjs?
Kaira: only if we can stand on lilos and pretend that there is a shark in the pool
Bestfriend: agreed
by Anglewings34 January 3, 2019
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