What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.
Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.
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Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.
girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me
girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper
girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper
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When you invite a group to come together for a special occasion or an event you planned, and then one or more of the people you invited shows up and tries to convince everyone to ditch the current plan in favor of what they really wanted to do instead.
When you invite a group to come together for a special occasion or an event you planned, and then one or more of the people you invited shows up and tries to convince everyone to ditch the current plan in favor of what they really wanted to do instead.
Example One:
"Hey everyone lets take a vote, who wants to eat at Applebee's instead of grilling hamburgers"? Hey man you accepted to join us and grill out, don't try to Kidnap our Plans to suit yourself".
Example Two:
Guy driving the car: "Golden Corral is gonna be a great buffet after all the moving we did today".
One of four people in backseat: "Oh hey I invited another friend and he doesn't like Golden Corral, so where are we gonna go instead guys"?
Guy driving the car: "Well I don't know where Y'ALL are going but I'M going to Golden Corral"!
One of four people in backseat: *Returns to the phone* Hey man the invite is a YES or NO, you won't be able to Kidnap our Plans.
"Hey everyone lets take a vote, who wants to eat at Applebee's instead of grilling hamburgers"? Hey man you accepted to join us and grill out, don't try to Kidnap our Plans to suit yourself".
Example Two:
Guy driving the car: "Golden Corral is gonna be a great buffet after all the moving we did today".
One of four people in backseat: "Oh hey I invited another friend and he doesn't like Golden Corral, so where are we gonna go instead guys"?
Guy driving the car: "Well I don't know where Y'ALL are going but I'M going to Golden Corral"!
One of four people in backseat: *Returns to the phone* Hey man the invite is a YES or NO, you won't be able to Kidnap our Plans.
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the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.
the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.
person 1: haha u suck!
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.
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