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Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit
by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019
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kaleidowank

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.
by howlingmadwilger May 18, 2014
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Kalea

Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!
Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!
by 💞💍 November 27, 2018
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khaleeda

Khaleeda meaning immortal as well as perfect in everyway. People would try to be her but never will as perfect as her. She is also act like a "mom" with her friends. She will protect you with all of her heart. She is fearless and vicious but loving girl.
Be strong as khaleeda
by Cosmogirl95 July 31, 2017
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DJ Khaled

An idiot who just shouts his name over other people's music and makes all the money off it and dances like a douchebag in all the music videos
" DJ Khaled just made a new song"
"No he didnt he just said "WE DA BEST !!" over there song"
by asdaesentials August 25, 2017
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DJ Khaled

DJ Khaled: WE DA BEEEST

nigga stfu you annoying
by Bih536424 April 20, 2018
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Kalea

Kalea is a good looking girl. She is very smart. Kalea loves all her friends. Kalea is a very weird and funny person everyone wants to be around her. She is okay with a lot of things. Kalea likes to defend her friends. Kalea is also a very sporty person. Kalea is an amazingly wonderful girl.
Kalea is a person that brings joy to others.
by BMSBaller January 13, 2015
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