An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, running to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.
OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.
by assface baby December 9, 2008
Get the kfedmug. 1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.
2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.
2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.
by Liberachi September 11, 2006
Get the KFedmug. by Lewis Ebersole January 28, 2008
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Get the kfedmug.