kfed

An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, sprinting to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.

OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.

by assface baby June 22, 2008

kfed

Okay, that person is a fed.

Similar to terms like orly, yarly, srsly, etc.

<cybix> how does a botnet work btw lol?
<br0k3n> kfed.

by br0k3n September 10, 2008

kfed

An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, running to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.

OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.

by assface baby December 9, 2008

kfed

To quickly gain a large amount of weight.

I haven't seen Amber in awhile, she totally pulled a kfed

by thewonderfulpeacock February 9, 2010

K.Fed

Some white guy who thinks he can rap just because he's married to Britney Spears. Also refuses to pick up any dog crap in his house if his wife sees it first.

K.Fed accidentally stepped on a steaming pile of poo while practicing his limp so that dey be thinkin he fo reals', dawg.

by X-Terminator December 18, 2005

k-fed

Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance.

"K-fed" is a talentless idiot.

by pushit April 12, 2006

k-fed

1.Another word for wigger.

2.Britney Spears husband

See fag

Sarah: Oh...My...God, look at HIM. Look at what he is wearing? And he is white! What a K-Fed!
Jessica: Wow, look as his wannabe shoes. Yeah, hes definately a K-Fed
The K-Fed: Oh yeah!? POPOZAO!

by Kay Dawgg January 9, 2006