kfed

An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, running to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.
OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.
by assface baby July 11, 2008
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KFed

1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.

2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.
Referring to that random man walking down the street: "Heyyy. What up KFed? Ha.Ha.Ha."
by Liberachi September 11, 2006
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Kfed

A cocktail composed of Red Bull, Vodka (preferably cheap), and Cranberry Juice.
Yo, bar ho, hook me up with two kfeds and a white wine spritzer, dawg!
by Lewis Ebersole January 28, 2008
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kfed

To quickly gain a large amount of weight.
I haven't seen Amber in awhile, she totally pulled a kfed
by thewonderfulpeacock February 09, 2010
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