A kick ass magazine that promotes different types of rock music. There is also Kerrang! radio and a Kerrang music channel on sky.
CoolKid: Did you hear about that new band?
Uncoolkid: No...
Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.
Uncoolkid: No...
Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.
by VivaLaBella September 30, 2007
a magazine which is the self proclaimed authority on "rock". The content is awful, pop bands with guitars, once upon atime they had rock bands with guitars before they sold out. Expect seveare critisim if your band doesnt begin with 'the', your not absolute posers and you dont have a drummer that is incabable of speeds past 40bpm.
by KingSamuel May 04, 2004
A very poor magazine for mini moshers who refuse to listen to anything other than Green Day and Velvet Revolver. The magazine was cool about five years ago, but now they only cover Green Day and Velvet Revolver... oh and fake bands that mini moshers like.
Buy Kerrang if you're thirteen.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.
Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.
Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
by PUNX August 28, 2005
Crap mag for emo kids and people who listen to shit pop rock like my chemical romance and 30 seconds to mars, normally talentless bands with an attractive singer...
Antagonist: Did you read about Gerrard Ways new haircut in Kerrang!?
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)
Protagonist: Fag. I read Rock Sound and my favourite band isnt greenday (continues on to defend greendays earlier work)
by yawns April 07, 2008
A magazine popular in the UK that follows the doings of lots of rock and punk bands. Its generally £2.10 and is hated on by people for only covering Green Day, Slipknot and Linkin Park. Whereas if they actually READ the thing or watched the channel or even the radio version then they would know that they do LOADS of other bands. I buy it every week, its awesome.
Dude: Did you get Kerrang this week?
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
by CondescendingWanker May 26, 2014