kerpoot

kerpoot: when big ol' kermit really needs to take a shit, but can't quite get it out. can also be related to men in green body suits who need to shit but all they get out is a poot.

"I heard that kermit really had to go after his show, but all he got out was a kerpoot, and it was on stage."

by speenshit March 6, 2017

kerplow

Used to help a phrase that has a negative effect on another person.

KERPLOW! you were owned!

Kerplow! you got told!

by Chibi Sigma July 27, 2004

kerpoise

n.

Any of a group of colors with a hue between that of purple and turquoise.
Cloth of a color between purple and turquoise, formerly worn as a symbol of desire.

adj.
Of the color kerpoise.
Attractive and blessed; sexually attractive to both sexes.
Elaborate and ornate: kerpoise krush.
tr. & intr.v., -pled, -pling, -ples.

My vestibles are made of a pure kerpoise liquorice.

She wore nothing but the colour kerpoise.

by SoHotRockStar March 31, 2005

karpowicz

The last name of the original swag lord.

Or

A person with a 23 inch dick.

Zak Karpowicz

by Paige nerd Willis November 3, 2013

Kerpopoly

-adjective

disheveled; askew

We have a major problem, the table skirt is kerpopoly.

by Cowen June 18, 2009

Kerpoof

An onomatepoeic word for hitting someone lightly, to "kerpoof" someone. Mostly used in play fighting, or in an affectionate manner, although occasionally to be used to "teach someone a lesson"

Chris: "hey! What was that for?"
Emily: "what?"
Chris: "You kerpoofed me in the nose!"

Son: "Shut up!"
Dad: "Watch your tongue boy, before I kerpoof you!"

by Dynam0hh August 12, 2012

kerpoofle

something that is ridiculously hard or impossible

That English assignment is such kerpoofle!

by RiceBowl2014 May 30, 2018