Kerblumpkin

Getting a blowjob/head while standing over the toilet vomiting. Not as regrettable as the variation blumpkin, and easier to accomplish

After a few too many drinks, nausea set in and while vomiting in the bathroom I pulled my pants down to start getting some kerblumpkin. When she was done she told me she loves me.

by Pat McKrawch July 27, 2023

kerblumpkiss

a sexual act where the female collects the nob cheese from the male and spreads it on piece of toast and eats it with a cup of tea. other names: A chornomanboobski, bellendanerra.

you are so hot i wanna give you a kerblumpkiss.

by MandD April 2, 2009

KerPlunkin

The act of recieving oral sex from a woman deficating on a toilet an ejaculating the moment said defication hits Water. (Hence the "KerPlunk")

My Blumpkin turned into a KerPlunkin this morning when we both finished at the exact Same time! (KerPlunk)

by Sabby Blue November 19, 2016

Kerflumping

The act of bushwalking in the wilderness

We went Kerflumping on the weekend

by Tdpro July 18, 2020

kerplunckin

When you're so balls deep that your balls are inside

I was kerplunckin with my boyfriend last night

by Quickdick December 11, 2024