kermitcaust

Kermitcausts predominantly occur during the rainy season of a mild to mediumly trafficked area where an unelevated road either traverses or circumvents a low-lying or wetland region. Since frogs make these lands their home, they will often try to cross the road and get proper fucked by passing cars. The roads will become littered with the carcasses of squashed frogs and makes for a horridly morbid site that only the most schadenfreuded of death stroodlers can stomach. Areas with roads that have heavy traffic or flood walls are not particularly prone to kermitcaust events. Kermitcaust is similar to kermicide, but happens on a larger and less ‘personal’ scale. This phenomenon is not unlike the death march that worms take across roads and sidewalks during the rain.

“Don’t take the entrance to my neighborhood that goes through the trees; it’s a kermitcaust out there!”

“Do you remember the last time we drove back from your parent’s house??!? That kermitcaust lasted for miles! One got stuck in the grill, and the skins of five toads were glued to my inner-fender wall! I'm taking a different route home this time.”

by Jack Krabitz December 14, 2008

kerminated

To have your job or role eliminated by a muppet.

John's been kerminated, I'll miss his sexy dancing the most!

by playslikebuttah May 11, 2017

kertina

The sexiest and best person you will ever know. If you think no one is better than you, think again because kertina definitely is. She is rich and a queen and should be respected.

Ouuu she’s such a Kertina because she’s so sexy and so much better than me.

by Rhjeowowjwbw November 21, 2021

Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

kermitnick

slang for Kevin Mitnick, the world famous hacker / computer jammer.

A combination of the word kermit the frog,representing the muppet from the mupet show(because kevin's voice sounds just like kermit), and the last name mitnick.

Is that the computer jammer out there, kermitnick?

by KF6BIW, Scott Knowles October 14, 2006

kermina

Someone who is pretty fucking tough they are like the greatest best friend and will beat anyone’s ass if they wanted to and they are pretty serious and tough as hell tho

Damn kermina u beat his ass

Ikr bitch

by THE JUJU BITCH November 10, 2017

Kermiting suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting suicide.

by Yoshi_r1212 September 2, 2016