Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.

Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.

by Jill Weiss May 29, 2014

Kentrell

He gon thug it out and take care of his people. He cool to hang out with and got anger issues but overall he tries.

Aye kentrell wassup

by Jasminelit🤪periodt💅🏽 June 6, 2019

Kennelling

A mixture between Dogging and Cottaging, whereby participants flick the lights on and off in a public toilet before embarking on a sexual adventure for the viewing pleasure of an assembled audience.

During a particularly bad case of the horn, Rupert and Henry decided to go down to the heath for some kennelling.

by Rupert and Henry October 21, 2008

Kendelle

shes a very different pretty. no not pretty beautiful then again more then beautiful . shes nice , caring , smart , fun to be around . shes up to go shopping and get her nails and hair done but at the same time , shes ready to go play in the mud with the boys and get dirty ! she has a different style . shes all about the music and is a very talented person . she can be shy but she can also be right out there . shes random and just likes having fun and a good time with her friends .

shes so like kendelle .

by mr . rawr August 30, 2010

kennelhead

A perceptual distortion experienced by prison inmates, children in school, and other detainees.

You got a bad case of kennelhead, honey, you gotta get outta here.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018