Kerchoo

The asian version of Lightining McQueen's Kachow.

Your Mother: Wtf did you add Chungus for the Ps4 to the shopping list?
Me: Kerchoo.

by Crustysoap201 December 30, 2018

kerchow

Some autistic guy who hits his ass with a spoon.

That guy is so kerchow

by Billybobhoe April 3, 2017

koncho

To put your hands together in the form of a gun, then you sneek up behind some victim and ram your fingers up their butt.
(Do not do this if the person isn't wearing pants)

Malia: -KONCHO!!!-
Shion: NOW I HAVE TO POOP!!
Aleina -Zoidburg noise-
Shannon: I wanna be included in the definition!!!
Malia: Fine! >_>

by Malia is better than the other one April 20, 2008

kancho

1) a game played by Japanese school children under the age of 12 where they poke their finger(s) in an unsuspecting ass.

2) repeated pings or probes by hackers on the Internet seeking unauthorized access to a computer.

1) "I just saw an American exchange school teacher jump 3 feet in the air when some Japanese school boy kancho'd him."

2) "I installed a firewall on the Internet connection. I'm tired of having every hacker kancho'ing me."

by Dibabear September 3, 2005

kancho

A popular game played among Japanese schoolchildren that involves the invasion of personal space. One child puts his/her hands in a double hand probe formation and scouts out the right time to strike a fellow classmate. Once ready the child brings their hands back and thrusts it up their anal/chode area. Yes, girls and boys included. The objective is to push the person upwards or inflict pain in the general region. This does not cause any injury whatsoever.

boy 1: look girl 1 is bending over to pick up her pencil!
boy 2: wanna go Kancho her?
*boy 1 and boy 2 look at eachother*
boy 1: Me frist!
boy 2: no me!
*both end up on the ground*
boy 1 and boy 2: AYYYYYYYY!!!1
*girl 1 smiles at them and walks away*

by Fesho January 18, 2017

Kexchoklad

It's the most delicous candy everyone likes it especially OliverKexchoklad becuse he's a fucking god mate. Kexchoklad is the most perfect candy in the entire world.

Girl: Omg kexchoklad is so good

by OliverKexchoklad September 17, 2021

ketchonnaise

Ketchonnaise is a difficult recipe to follow for the most delicious sauce imaginable. Its a combination of Ketchup and mayonnaise. One must play around with the mayo and ketchup levels to find the perfect Ketchonnaise consistency. Some may call it Mayup. This is a slag term, similar to "mayo", and should not be formally used.

-Hey man, I dont know what to put on my sandwich. I can't choose which sauce to use, Mayo or ketchup.

-I got some pre-made Ketchonnaise in the fridge, bro. SO good.

by JamesJC April 13, 2010