by dd-cup October 09, 2013
The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???
by Kreggery February 15, 2018
An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.
Kelpy G has a small cock.
by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper January 31, 2022
A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”
by Kreggery February 15, 2018
A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again
by red kelpie October 02, 2014
A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.
A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..