Kegel

Verb (to kegel, kegelled, kegelling)
To place one's vagina atop another's head and flex the vaginal muscles.
The female version of a tea-bag.
Thom: And then I woke up to Nicole kegeling my head.
Syd: Yeah, she kegelled like 12 people that night.
by kardiakarrest September 13, 2011
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kegel

a cute and contagious laugh that can be heard from small and long distances.
My friend walking behind us at the game was kegeling so loud I didn't have to see her to know where she was.
by kegel kay April 23, 2011
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kegeled

A extremly hard pelvic squeeze resulting from extensive kegel exercises
I made her cum so hard that she kegeled me and I ended up getting pushed out of her pussy
by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008
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Kegel

An alternate term for bowling- according to the noted linguistic expert, Fred Flintstone.
Hey Barn, care to go kegeling?
by Malcolm X-crement October 17, 2006
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ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.
by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014
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butt kegel

squeezing your butt muscles together to prevent pooping or unwanted entry into your ass
It sucks you're going to prison, hopefully you've started practicing your butt kegels
by MastaRiddle March 20, 2013
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kegel berry

A term used to describe a woman's clitoris, particularly if it has a sweet taste to it.
Cinda sure has a tasty kegel berry!
by Charlie108 September 11, 2010
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