Keelan Fowler

A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.

P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me

P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler

P1 - Yeah your right he probably is

by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019

keelan

A black guy but he acts like the whitest guy ever, good at basketball. Not the hottest guy ever but loves everyone and is so sweet he would literally do anything for anyone. He is THE FUNNIEST GUY EVER! kind of petty but not in a bad way and is super fun to hangout with

1. "Omg keelan your so fucking funny.
2. "Everyone Keelans friend its not fair."

by superfunhotdogman July 9, 2017

Keelan-size

Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub.

Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Keelan-size that.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

keelan nelson

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.

omg that guy is such a keelan nelson

by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021

Keelan

A person who views only the dankest and spiciest memes like the noice guy and Mokey the Mouse. He is very strong because he does aSTerOiDs.

Person 1: See that guy over there, he watches memes for his career.
Person 2: He must be a Keelan.

by TheSpicyPickle May 23, 2019

Keelan

Can be a girl or a boy name. Is very sweet and active. Normally known as hot or sexy. Has a wonderful personality that people want to be around but don't get on their bad side. They have a smile that can light up a pitch dark room and make someone's day. When there sad you know something's wrong because they are usually the happy one on the group.

How is Keelan always happy?
Keelan's smile lite up the room.

by KziegR May 23, 2018

Keeliana

Keeliana is the long version of the name 'Keely". Keely is from Irish origin and means 'Beautiful one.'
Keely is a personality type which everyone can get along with. She is funny, smart, sarcastic and she may be nice, but you don't want to get on her bad side. She may seem kind but once she's mad, you won't hear the end of it.

"Hey it's keely!" "No, it's Keeliana."

by more words April 22, 2017