keat

verb; For one to keat is to spontaneously jump up in front of a group of people who has absolutely no respect for you, and then to attempt to dance the cancan.

Sergeant Tiang: Last night at Air Cadets, I tried to motivate my flight by dancing, but all I ended up doing was keating!

by Ian Peebles October 06, 2006

keat

adjective; the superlative form of describing the utmost homosexuality.

Kenneth: You are gay!
Vincent: You're gayer!
Jacob: You are KEAT.

by Acobjei Eelei October 08, 2006

keat

In a game of cards, having a hand of keats is having an incredibly bad hand which cannot be played well no matter the skill of the player.

JT: Oh my, I've got so many keats in my hand.
JL: Yeah, I know! My whole hand is keats!

by Ian Peebles October 06, 2006

keat

a virgin , someone who has not ever had sex before

my name is keat and i am a virgin

by mark January 13, 2005

keats

one who has much intelligence...yet is reclusive and worryingly geeky.Enjoys excercising excessive control over friends and family.Wears leggings to accentuate his 'package'. Eats pizza.only.

Adam joseph keats x x x

by virgin April 19, 2005

Keat

contemporary word for gay, fag, homosexual etc.; to be used in both the literal and figurative sense

Corey: Did you hear about that kid who joined choir.
Alec: Ya, what a fucking Keat

by David Anthony Berg the third January 20, 2009

Keating

adj. meaning nocturnal

At summer camp i was Keating because we told scary ghost stories!

by CH1C0 B0N1T0 June 27, 2009